Friday, February 1, 2013

Can we?!?

Hey! This is just a parody... Or is it?!?

I'm pretty sure somebody thought of something like this already... Let me see if I can give it a try...

And what if we actually lobby it?

Stop voting for STUPID people...
See it to appreciate!!!



AN ACT MANDATING ALL LAWS BEING PROPOSED TO BE FAIR, JUST AND CONSTITUTIONALLY SOUND. ANY PROPOSED LAW IN VIOLATION OF THIS ACT SHALL BE CONSIDERED  ILLEGAL AND WILL BE SUBJECT TO THE PROVISIONS OF THIS ACT...

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the Philippines in Congress assembled:

SECTION 1. Short Title. - The Anti-STUPID LEGISLATION Act of the Philippines

SEC. 2. Declaration of Policy. - It is hereby declared the policy of the State to secure and safeguard its citizenry, particularly the general public affected by such laws filed under any legislative office. That the equal protection from the laws be upheld in the highest regard so that all legislators are compelled to create legislation that is made of quality and not stupidity. To promote constitutional awareness in the creation of new laws. And to prevent the redundancy of laws already approved and implemented. Towards this end, it shall pursue a more proactive and preventive approach to secure the integrity of our laws and prevent stupid people from passing any law that is not thought of properly...

SEC. 3. Mandatory provisions of this act. - All proposed laws shall be considered for approval until it is declared in violation of an existing law thereof. Once a court of law issues it's resolution declaring the invalidity of the said law, the immediate removal of the author legislator and his/her co-authors/sponsors from office and shall be stripped of all their benefits and remaining bonuses thereof.

SEC. 4. Exemption. - No public official is exempted from this law...

SEC. 5. Removal of separibility. - All disclaimers under all existing, pending and proposed laws that grant the author legislator and co-authors/sponsors immunity from being persecuted under this act is hereby canceled...

SEC. 6. Implementation. - The Department of Justice (DOJ), the Commission of Human Rights and the Department of Interior and Local Government is mandated by this Act to issue guidelines necessary to implement the provisions of this Act.

Upon the effectivity of this Act, only those quality legislation shall be signed into law and implemented provided that all legislative requirements and provisions are fulfilled. All laws found in violation of an existing law shall be automatically repealed with absolutely no chance of modification or reinstatement of the same or grossly similar proposal by another author legislator... In the case of the same or when a grossly similar proposal is filed, the author legislator, co-author/sponsor of the most current legislation will also be subject to all the provisions of this act.

 SEC. 7. Penalties. - All laws found that contradict existing national laws under Republic Acts, House Bills, Senate Bills, Presidential Decrees,  Department Administrative Orders and all other approved laws, rules and regulations will be punishable by the suspension of the author legislator and co-authors/sponsors from office and is fined the amount of 1,000,000 pesos that will be used in the re-education initiatives of all road users...

All laws found that contradict the Bill of Rights and/or the Constitution of the Philippines will be punishable by permanent removal of the author legislator and co-authors/sponsors from office and is fined the amount of 10,000,000 pesos that will be used in the improvement of the country's education initiatives...

All public servants, officers, regular employees, contractual employees, enforcement and aids implementing any law that contradicts an existing law will be punishable by his/her permanent removal from office and is fined the amount of 100,000,000 pesos that will be used in the improvement of law enforcement training and accountability... He/She may also be administratively or criminally held liable as dictated by the law...

SEC. 8. Nationwide Public Information Campaign. - The DOJ, CHR and DILG, in coordination with the Philippine Information Agency(PIA), the Department of Education (DepED) and private agencies
and organizations, shall undertake a nationwide information,education and communication (lEC) campaign for a period of fifteen(15) days for the attainment of the objectives of this Act.

SEC. 9. Separability Clause. - If any provision or part hereof is held invalid or unconstitutional, the remainder of this Act or the provisions not otherwise affected shall remain valid and subsisting.

SEC. 10. Repealing Clause. - All laws, decrees, orders, rules and regulations or parts thereof inconsistent with this Act are hereby repealed.

SEC. 11. Effectivity Clause. - This Act shall take effect fifteen (15) days after its publication in at least two (2) newspapers of general circulation.


Approved,


I think I can do this shit too!

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